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The Comfort Colors 1717 is soft-washed at the factory, so it arrives with that lived-in vintage feel from day one — no break-in period, no stiff cotton, no shrinkage surprises after the first wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eCut for a relaxed unisex fit that drapes without losing its shape. 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