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The Comfort Colors 1717 is soft-washed at the factory, so it arrives with that lived-in vintage feel from day one — no break-in period, no stiff cotton, no shrinkage surprises after the first wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCut for a relaxed unisex fit that drapes without losing its shape. Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular body keep it looking right wash after wash — whether you're on the trail, at Sunday brunch, or three coffees deep at your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric \u0026amp; build:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²) — substantial but breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eGarment-dyed \u0026amp; pre-shrunk for true vintage-wash character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eRelaxed unisex fit (size up for an oversized look)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eDouble-needle stitched seams for long-term durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eSide-seam-free tubular construction — holds its shape over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eSewn-in neck label (no scratchy print tag)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside-out cold, tumble dry low or hang dry. The vintage wash deepens beautifully with wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout Trails \u0026amp; Tees\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe design tees for people whose weekends smell like pine needles, campfire smoke, and fresh coffee. Whether you're chasing summit views, walking your dog at golden hour, or quietly building a slower kind of life — our shirts are made to come along for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"687\"\u003e\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery design is created with intention, printed on premium garment-dyed cotton, and built to outlast the trend cycle. 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